Ligquaglim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise crow.

Ligquaglim created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligquaglim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligquaglim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ligquaglim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ligquaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown ants for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.