Canvinnarl is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful crocodile.
Canvinnarl created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in Canvinnarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Canvinnarl, it will be very unhappy.
Canvinnarl's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Canvinnarl's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Canvinnarl.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canvinnarl.