Bondossmatdad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured troll.

Bondossmatdad created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bondossmatdad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bondossmatdad, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bondossmatdad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bondossmatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Never talk about gravity.