Rakbetlop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying salamander.

Rakbetlop created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakbetlop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakbetlop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rakbetlop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rakbetlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.