Ominrigvan is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody capybara.
Ominrigvan created Mount Everest four years ago.
If you believe in Ominrigvan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Ominrigvan, it will turn you into a goat.
Ominrigvan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Ominrigvan's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Ominrigvan loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never mention shrews.