Fitgomhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective hare.

Fitgomhiv created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Fitgomhiv, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitgomhiv, he will send you a sign.

Fitgomhiv's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fitgomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Fitgomhiv loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitgomhiv.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Never look at galaxies.