Gedbinfar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody rhinoceros.

Gedbinfar created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Gedbinfar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedbinfar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gedbinfar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gedbinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedbinfar.