Xucfabnig Ratsakmin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless skunk.

Xucfabnig Ratsakmin created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucfabnig Ratsakmin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xucfabnig Ratsakmin, he will strike you with lightening.

Xucfabnig Ratsakmin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Xucfabnig Ratsakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.