Jabkanmat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, proud coyote.

Jabkanmat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabkanmat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabkanmat, it will come to you in dreams.

Jabkanmat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jabkanmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about stars.
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