Begfutlen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent otter.

Begfutlen created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begfutlen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begfutlen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Begfutlen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Begfutlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.