Yatgudtit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, loving narwhal.

Yatgudtit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgudtit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatgudtit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Yatgudtit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yatgudtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. You must pray to Yatgudtit seven times a day.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Yatgudtit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your feet orange.