Vogwadnil Lipliklib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish salamander.

Vogwadnil Lipliklib created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogwadnil Lipliklib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vogwadnil Lipliklib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogwadnil Lipliklib's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vogwadnil Lipliklib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your face blue.