Fabnakhit Podbamkon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing manatee.

Fabnakhit Podbamkon created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabnakhit Podbamkon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabnakhit Podbamkon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fabnakhit Podbamkon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fabnakhit Podbamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never write about planets.
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