Flaparthab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane capybara.

Flaparthab created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaparthab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flaparthab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Flaparthab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flaparthab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never talk about fire.