Sawtamstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying hippopotamus.

Sawtamstip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtamstip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawtamstip, it will turn you into a mole.

Sawtamstip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sawtamstip's Holy Commandments

1. Sawtamstip loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.