Spagmigbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, caring mongoose.

Spagmigbell created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagmigbell, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Spagmigbell, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Spagmigbell's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Spagmigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Put Spagmigbell first in all things.