Lipbadyart is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid horse.

Lipbadyart created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbadyart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipbadyart, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lipbadyart's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lipbadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Lipbadyart on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your back.