Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless mongoose.

Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bapappfebyat Bisslunsterboprakvedquamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.