Man is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise dolphin.

Man created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Man, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Man, she will turn you into a plant.

Man's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Man's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Man loves mice, so they must be respected.