Hugfombat is a god.
She takes the form of a large, witless slug.
Hugfombat created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.
If you believe in Hugfombat, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Hugfombat, she will turn you into a goat.
Hugfombat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Hugfombat's Holy Commandments
1. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing violet ear rings.
2. Do not hurt seals.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not skip in public.