Dotpantarspag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind otter.

Dotpantarspag created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpantarspag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotpantarspag, it will laugh at you.

Dotpantarspag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dotpantarspag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about comets.