Kadnarldin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish hyena.

Kadnarldin created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnarldin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadnarldin, he will turn you into a worm.

Kadnarldin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kadnarldin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.