Zigcetfar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Zigcetfar created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigcetfar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigcetfar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zigcetfar's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zigcetfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Do not eat cherries.