Mifgudbimflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart snail.

Mifgudbimflab created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgudbimflab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifgudbimflab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mifgudbimflab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mifgudbimflab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat oranges.