Ort is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented dove.

Ort created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ort, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ort, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ort's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.