Zimmapdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic spider.

Zimmapdiss created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimmapdiss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimmapdiss, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zimmapdiss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zimmapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zimmapdiss' priests.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear white coats.