Bomyarbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish centaur.

Bomyarbonk created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Bomyarbonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomyarbonk, he will turn you into a slug.

Bomyarbonk's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bomyarbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never talk about monkeys.