Riljandin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful hamster.

Riljandin created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Riljandin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riljandin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Riljandin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Riljandin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riljandin.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Pray towards the east.