Vigteenpark Zagripfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful goose.

Vigteenpark Zagripfom created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigteenpark Zagripfom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigteenpark Zagripfom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vigteenpark Zagripfom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vigteenpark Zagripfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Vigteenpark Zagripfom first in all things.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.
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