Wandumkab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful owl.

Wandumkab created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Wandumkab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wandumkab, it will laugh at you.

Wandumkab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wandumkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Wandumkab first in all things.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wandumkab.

5. Always stare at clouds.