Yimminlog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful pigeon.

Yimminlog created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimminlog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimminlog, she will turn you into a snail.

Yimminlog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yimminlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yimminlog on top of all buildings.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimminlog.

5. Never feed melons to tortoises while wearing fawn tights.