Lidzanflig Tapkikshav is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful salamander.

Lidzanflig Tapkikshav created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Lidzanflig Tapkikshav, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidzanflig Tapkikshav, he will turn you into a frog.

Lidzanflig Tapkikshav's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lidzanflig Tapkikshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always obey Lidzanflig Tapkikshav's priests.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Put Lidzanflig Tapkikshav first in all things.