Budgoncat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering warg.

Budgoncat created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budgoncat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Budgoncat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Budgoncat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Budgoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Budgoncat on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.