Quafominpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful fairy.

Quafominpark created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafominpark, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quafominpark, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quafominpark's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quafominpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.