Wiptikvin Yokbidsad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast goblin.

Wiptikvin Yokbidsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiptikvin Yokbidsad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wiptikvin Yokbidsad, it will torture you forever.

Wiptikvin Yokbidsad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wiptikvin Yokbidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiptikvin Yokbidsad.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear orange corsets.