Vogpopjad Somhatfempon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced chicken.

Vogpopjad Somhatfempon created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpopjad Somhatfempon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vogpopjad Somhatfempon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vogpopjad Somhatfempon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vogpopjad Somhatfempon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.