Tikbiflag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying mongoose.

Tikbiflag created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbiflag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tikbiflag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tikbiflag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tikbiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never write about nebulae.