Wankadgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise crab.

Wankadgep created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wankadgep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wankadgep, he will come to you in dreams.

Wankadgep's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wankadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never wear turquoise rings.

5. Always look after injured ducks.