Cipomtlapflabdissjon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying raccoon.

Cipomtlapflabdissjon created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipomtlapflabdissjon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipomtlapflabdissjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cipomtlapflabdissjon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cipomtlapflabdissjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.