Gessgonnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless monkey.

Gessgonnart created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessgonnart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gessgonnart, it will cry a lot.

Gessgonnart's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gessgonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Gessgonnart's name in vain.

4. Gessgonnart loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.