Hinbod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable wyrm.

Hinbod created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hinbod, it will turn you into a rat.

Hinbod's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hinbod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hinbod.

2. Never paint your back indigo.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not chop down trees.