Pommegbog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust skunk.

Pommegbog created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommegbog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pommegbog, it will turn you into a duck.

Pommegbog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pommegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pommegbog.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.