Kiphugdit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful hyena.

Kiphugdit created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiphugdit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kiphugdit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kiphugdit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kiphugdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiphugdit.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Kiphugdit loves ants, so they must be respected.