Lidvegcit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, caring ant.

Lidvegcit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvegcit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidvegcit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Lidvegcit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lidvegcit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.