Wabgedloop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent hyena.

Wabgedloop created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabgedloop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabgedloop, he will turn you into a worm.

Wabgedloop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wabgedloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.