Dubtambest is a god.

She takes the form of a large, temperamental fox.

Dubtambest created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubtambest, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubtambest, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubtambest's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dubtambest's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dubtambest's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear pink shorts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never look at moons.