Pinteencep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous jackal.

Pinteencep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinteencep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinteencep, she will not care.

Pinteencep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pinteencep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pinteencep.