Figingrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy crow.

Figingrig created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figingrig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figingrig, it will turn you into a rat.

Figingrig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Figingrig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Figingrig loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick gulls.