Lipgepcam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane fish.

Lipgepcam created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Lipgepcam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipgepcam, he will not invite you to parties.

Lipgepcam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lipgepcam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine pigs approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Lipgepcam four times a day.

3. Never wear mauve shorts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.