Flathug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest dove.

Flathug created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flathug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flathug, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flathug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flathug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.